Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I was watching a movie on my chair. I leaned back on the back of the chair and kept leaning back. Then I slowly fell down with my chair, onto the floor. It made a big noise, but nobody was hurt, it was just really absurd, like I'd watched another episode of Mr. Bean. FML
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Top comments
CallMeHush 1
Damn Iphones are like having a trout in your pocket sometimes.
Remegy 3
God forbid having phones in pockets
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Comments (172)
blackirish44 0
ouch! I feel your pain. sucks big time.
victorbrasil 0
ooooh nooeez, rich boy lost his Iphone on his leather chair... so? stop bitching about it and go buy another one, i know you want to
Sekococo 0
@144 gozar - by any chance do you hate mystic gohan and love sprinkles :D
LavenderBlonde 0
Having to specify that you own an iPhone = You don't own an iPhone.
yottskry 0
No, actually I bet he does. The sort of idiots who spend money on Apple's overpriced rubbish are exactly the sort of people who want you to know they buy Apple stuff. Apple people think it makes them look cool.
unsleepable 0
You could have spent that money helping people who can't afford to eat, but you got yourself a luxury instead. That's Karma (or, really it's more Dharma, but no one pays attention to this kind of thing anymore). Anyway it definitely sucks, but you also had it coming. It's not that you own an iPhone, but that you are a self-centered capitalist.
ChapStick1337 0
first of all, nobody really cares about starving people, sure we feel bad for them, but we dont care, if we cared, there wouldnt be any. secondly, if you're going to tell this guy he deserved it for buying a chair rather than giving it to africans, you can shut the hell up and learn more about the world we live in.
LavenderBlonde 0
Get your Buddhist terminology right. Kamma is the principle by which skillful actions are rewarded with positive kamma and unskillful actions garner negative kamma. The dhamma is the Buddha's teachings or one's righteous duty. Your comments make no sense. In your desperate attempt to sound intelligent, you've merely stumbled and looked arrogant and idiotic.
SumKid_fml 0
Fake... It always has to be an iPhone, doesnt it?
lortay2468_fml 0
omg
ecbfilms001 0
I'm Reading this from my iPhone lol
LavenderBlonde 0
I repeat what I said earlier; having to specify that you own an iPhone = You don't own an iPhone.
blaqwidow20 0
damn talk about bummer
sheen45 0
you can get the new one!