Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML
Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I walked a good 5 minutes across campus, through a few large hallways and up some stairs, with about foot of toilet paper hanging out of my pants before somebody pointed it out to me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML
Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML
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dchswr85 6
That's hilarious!
BearBear1213 0
Oh sucks for you!
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newjerseyguy 0
They do that to try and discourage you from leaving class
Darklord53 0
Ours is a condom...
bizarre_ftw 22
You take the cake! Though I'm guessing it's easier to hide... All the same I'm curious how your teacher didn't envision the scenario: guy leaves with hall pass, returns with rapper & smile
sylphy 0
It takes the cake if the condom is expired.
BroSkii69 8
That awkward moment when you come back with soggy pass
bizarre_ftw 22
That awkward moment when you have to tell the teacher the pass got stuck....
bizarre_ftw 22
You know those orange things, not cones, that look like oil drums but slightly smaller that they use when doing road work on a highway? That's the pass for my U.S. History class. I can fit inside the bathroom pass! Repeat, it's not a traffic cone! That's AP modern European history.
jesy0831 2
Lol that reminds me if my skool. Before it was a cane and now its a toilet seat
Raaa_fml 5
In my spanish class its a toilet seat
kelsayyxo145 0
You think thats bad? My history teacher makes you take the "Rock Box." Its a box with rocks.. And a brick in it.
Raaa_fml 5
You will shit bricks.
sougstad 7
I could actually use one of those right now...
bizarre_ftw 22
I'm torn on which way to thumb this
jballer333 0
haha my teacher mkes me bring a chair or a huge poster with a frame
daydreamer244 13
I would've waited till a locker break.