Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
Today, our pregnancy announcement was ruined by my dad who thought it would be funny to grab my boyfriend while yelling, "You got my daughter pregnant, boy! I’m going to kill you!" It wasn’t funny, there was just an awkward silence, and now this precious moment is something I’d rather forget. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, when my boyfriend got home, I told him about how I’d had the worst day with our baby. Without blinking, he told me to say the word and he’d drive to a different city and anonymously surrender our son to a fire station and all our suffering would be over. He was completely serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML
Today, my boyfriend's family offered me the trip of a lifetime visiting their families overseas. My mother threw a tantrum, telling me that it was my fault that she was never able to travel, it was my fault that she got pregnant with me and had to marry my abusive father. FML
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Top comments
nhaba1214 19
He sounds like a major ass. I'm sorry op.
Futacy 30
Gosh, that's horrible. I would advise you to never walk down a flight of stairs while he's around.
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Comments (84)
LastResort318 14
You shouldn't even have the option it have an abortion unless your life would be in danger.
smb12346 17
Just record him saying it, I'd bring it up and say "hey I thought about what you said". Once he repeats it, play it for your boyfriend
soulreaper12296 28
Tell him then that he can have nothing to do with his grandchild.
Krwman 8
I'm braced for mob reaction but as far as I'm concerned, the SOB just forfeited all rights as a grandfather
OysterPearls 33
Just watch, as soon as OP has her adorable little one, I'm sure the father will change his mind. And if not, it's his loss!
chosha_fml 27
#18 Trouble is, his son doesn't believe he said it.
CoupeDeAce 6
How come you can't put coolant in your car?!
OysterPearls 33
Really asking the important questions here, huh?
MandieL 27
When pregnant you are not supposed to be around chemicals like this if you can avoid it.
SPN_lover666 27
Maybe OP never changed the coolant in a car before. Or it could be the fact that she is pregnant, and doctors advise against pregnant women being near toxic chemicals.
gunzerker 8
Your boyfriends father will be the first one to complain that you don't bring the baby around enough after its born.
lfrider92 21
you should tell him to cool"ant" down!
kindasortayeah 25
*ba dum tsss*
limabeans101029 21
Christ, what an awful thing to say! Especially to someone who has just offered to do something nice for you.
1karls1 8
Why would he even think you're lying?
DA3Z 16
That's a pretty intrusive thing for him to say to you.
abylaunch 10
Once after having sex for the first time with a guy who I had been with for a while, the first thing he said to me afterwards was "If you get pregnant I'll pay you to have an abortion"
semitoundboss 4
That was probably a good thing if it was your first time and you weren't recently married and practicing abstinence. Cause then that would mean you are really young (high school I assume) and I doubt you both would be ready for a child.