Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
Today, our pregnancy announcement was ruined by my dad who thought it would be funny to grab my boyfriend while yelling, "You got my daughter pregnant, boy! I’m going to kill you!" It wasn’t funny, there was just an awkward silence, and now this precious moment is something I’d rather forget. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, when my boyfriend got home, I told him about how I’d had the worst day with our baby. Without blinking, he told me to say the word and he’d drive to a different city and anonymously surrender our son to a fire station and all our suffering would be over. He was completely serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML
Today, my boyfriend's family offered me the trip of a lifetime visiting their families overseas. My mother threw a tantrum, telling me that it was my fault that she was never able to travel, it was my fault that she got pregnant with me and had to marry my abusive father. FML
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Top comments
nhaba1214 19
He sounds like a major ass. I'm sorry op.
Futacy 30
Gosh, that's horrible. I would advise you to never walk down a flight of stairs while he's around.
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Comments (84)
SookyLala 13
say it in front of both the dad and your boyfriend, watch the old man trip up
novapine 19
Cut off contact with his father. You are not obligated to be in his life and neither is your child.
beeferjay 34
Don't let sour old peoples intimidate you, and keep the baby...
NickACD 27
Why? If she wants to have an abortion, it's her choice
martin8337 36
Right on dad. There are already too many people on this planet.
Tthug 34
Okay 40, you can off yourself first then. I'm a strong proponent of birth control and adoption both. But I cannot agree with abortions. If my mom had listened to the people telling her to get an abortion because it would ruin her life, well...I wouldn't be here. And her life wasn't ruined. Lots of women who get abortions end up regretting them later on. It takes a toll on you emotionally and that's something the abortionists never tell you. Oh and finally, don't off yourself. We'll probably be sending people to live on Mars in the next few decades. We'll figure something out. Just always think it's silly that people complain about the overpopulation of earth but don't want to die themselves.
SPN_lover666 27
**** old people, seriously. They are bitter
xbaconator9000x 16
I'm glad my In-Laws are amazing. Sorry OP
gamerdude99 9
so he wants you to end a human life, to fix his sons life
Longblueknight 6
and award for worst future grandpa goes to....
PANDORUM89 21
well it depends on how old the OP and her bf are. maybe they are really young, maybe he gave up a great school to have the kid, so maybe the dad is worried about his sons future. it was mean and hurtful to say but I am just offering a possible reason.
SPN_lover666 27
Doesn't matter what the reason is, he is an asshole
DoomedGemini 38
No matter what reason he has, there's no excuse for what he said so don't even try to defend him.
susytreydawg 13
wondering what you did to piss him off.
RealSuperSand 21
If you or your boyfriend aren't ready to be parents there is a conversation that needs to be had about all possible options on the table, but that's you and your boyfriend's choice, not his. Good luck on whatever you decide OP.