Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
Today, our pregnancy announcement was ruined by my dad who thought it would be funny to grab my boyfriend while yelling, "You got my daughter pregnant, boy! I’m going to kill you!" It wasn’t funny, there was just an awkward silence, and now this precious moment is something I’d rather forget. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, when my boyfriend got home, I told him about how I’d had the worst day with our baby. Without blinking, he told me to say the word and he’d drive to a different city and anonymously surrender our son to a fire station and all our suffering would be over. He was completely serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML
Today, my boyfriend's family offered me the trip of a lifetime visiting their families overseas. My mother threw a tantrum, telling me that it was my fault that she was never able to travel, it was my fault that she got pregnant with me and had to marry my abusive father. FML
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Top comments
nhaba1214 19
He sounds like a major ass. I'm sorry op.
Futacy 30
Gosh, that's horrible. I would advise you to never walk down a flight of stairs while he's around.
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Comments (84)
bollier13 10
This is probably a teen pregnancy and the dad doesn't want the son to have a kid before he is even out of college. Just a guess
chosha_fml 27
What an idiot. He's the kid's grandfather and does he think you'll ever be able to forget what he said? Such a ****** up thing to do.
Goblin182 27
You should have told him, "since this kid will have your genes, I'm gonna consider that abortion thing".
chuchusheep 19
I'd kick him where the sun don't shine. maybe he doesn't think you two should ne having a baby but its your decision and that the totally wrong way to go about it.
NickACD 27
Unless you're in a fight to the death, hitting a guy in the dick and balls is dirty and you are an ass to do so. Especially if you are a girl. Next, what makes you think he won't press charges or hit back? If a pregnant girl hit me in the balls, regardless of age or stage, I will punch them in the stomach as hard as I can.
jake131000 21
Do not get an abortion! Its better to live a improvised life with a child you love, than be haunted every day about the child you murdered. This will effect you mentally for the rest of your life.
ProgrestYourself 4
you're a male 17 yr old......
SPN_lover666 27
You would be the first one screaming at her for using food stamps and saying she is mooching off the government
themostunlucky_fml 14
No....Just.....No
TechnoStew 21
I don't know. I have a cousin who has had her baby (at 19 years old) and it has really put her behind in life. Although, if you and your bf are financially stable and have a plan and career then by all means, continue. I am just giving advice based on the experiences of family.
Familyof3 5
Wow great grandad/pop right there. Please are Jack asses, my daughters pop ( her fathers side) said she was as well behaved as our dog (my partner hasn't trained him and the dog doesn't listen) Good luck is all I can say
AnnaHersrud08 7
Thats Really Rude To Say An Its Never Ok To Kill A Human Being.
shepardkinz 19
I'd dump him for not believing me to be honest. Why would someone lie about that?