Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML
Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML
Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML
Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
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Unbearable_fml 21
Sticky situation. Sorry that you had to witneszit, OP.
ZeroDying 11
It could be worse, my girlfriend forcefully pops all my pimples.
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Comments (95)
LVtaytay 12
At least you know they love each other
johnfulcher90 12
mmmm fresh mayo
ILikeKoalas 24
Well, this happens a lot on YouTube.
lulinator 40
This is funny. Who else is going to pop the hard to reach ones? I called my sister a few years after I got divorced, and told her I made a horrible mistake kicking him out. She was like what?! I said that I had a zit I couldn't reach and had no one to pop it. We both laughed so hard.
KayDee29 31
I pop the pimples on my boyfriends back, I love popping pimples! I always wash my hands when I'm done though, and he says it's relaxing!
joshi42 16
So what?
linnysy 14
That's a real relationship!
monkeyxD 19
This will be me with my boyfriend and our daughter.
YFOS_fml 17
and?
mzshannababy 16
Soooo what's the FML about? at least you have a dad