Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
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Unbearable_fml 21
Sticky situation. Sorry that you had to witneszit, OP.
ZeroDying 11
It could be worse, my girlfriend forcefully pops all my pimples.
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Comments (95)
oilfieldtrashn2 4
OP, if you're a guy: hope you one day find you a woman that has that much love for you If you're a girl: maybe you should take note on how much your mom loves your dad, and try to open your heart for having the same love for a guy one day.
PurpleLover20 11
lmao thats love for ya
barbiekelly 6
so what
AshBash2211 14
So? My fiancé and I do that all the time. Not in the dining room though lol
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
You guys have it lucky, my girlfriend pops my nipples
laden_swallow09 35
What, you lactate?
gichikku 14
I do this for my boyfriend all the time. I'll also tweezer out the couple thick black hairs too. I don't find it weird.
CoffeeRiot 4
I don't understand how people can do that, I'd throw up.
BradyPatatey 8
If that's not love, I don't know what is
magikarpsmurfs 19
That sounds like total wife material to me.
Hey2cruel 4
been there, done that, got the t-shirt. That's really not that bad do get over yourself.