Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, after my 4 year-old was so excited to be a big sister, hugging my belly every chance she got, counting down the days till the due date, my son was born this morning. She took one look at him and declared, “I don’t like him, leave him here, do we have to keep him?” then started crying. FML
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my wife changed her mind on us having kids, because her eight year-old son said he liked being an only child. She says that my devastated and angry reaction is incredibly unattractive and immature, and that I need to accept compromise. FML
Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
Well no need for the sex talk anyway
brookenicolee29 27
How does he think he was made?
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peterburk 5
At least he used the word "*******" correctly, according to its original meaning.
sawwahbear 7
It might just be me, but if my child talked to me in such a way he wouldn't be sitting for a few days.
confused_wandere 26
It is just you yes, your child is a living creature, you do NOT treat them like a punching bag!
swigetyswogety 11
This just shows what is wrong with kids now a days. They can be as disrespectful as they want and somehow parents blame themselves for being "bad parents" and that is why the kids are being disrespectful! Back in the day that kind of language would have gotten them beaten! In fact back in the day, kids would be smart enough to not to disrespect their parents. That's just despicable. Honestly can you imagine talking to your mother like that?
rocker_chick23 27
I am really disturbed with the amount of people who think that a child has any right to dictate how many kids the parents are able to have.
ThatKiddBrandon 5
I dub thee savage
EJ_Red 9
I don't know why he's complaining, I'm an only child and I've always wanted a younger sibling
pl0xs3rver 45
Had I EVER said that to my mom, my parents would have slapped the shit out of me.
GuineaPig721 13
sorry OP but you gotta admit, that was kinda funny. Congrats though!
godly_lightning 12
Time for someone to get a spanking, one good spanking in a lifetime teaches lessons
Unipony 12
Of all the things that did not happen...