Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, after my 4 year-old was so excited to be a big sister, hugging my belly every chance she got, counting down the days till the due date, my son was born this morning. She took one look at him and declared, “I don’t like him, leave him here, do we have to keep him?” then started crying. FML
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my wife changed her mind on us having kids, because her eight year-old son said he liked being an only child. She says that my devastated and angry reaction is incredibly unattractive and immature, and that I need to accept compromise. FML
Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
Well no need for the sex talk anyway
brookenicolee29 27
How does he think he was made?
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Comments (153)
ShadJV 0
I don't care what people say here, a child does NOT get a say in it their parents have more children. They could've wanted more from the beginning and their first child has no right to stand in the way of their own life plans. Welcome to being a part of a family.
mustangbravo 27
Beat his ass!
theBandit68 17
I woulda got my ass tanned and if my kid said it he would too
ilyapyn 7
Whip his ass with a ******* crow bar ffs
JefferyLillie 16
For Now he wants women legs closed. In about 5, 6 years all he want them to do is open.
kingnothing123x 11
I...love...that kid! Omg that's the funniest thing I've heard all day lol
jaysich 6
OMG I'm sorry that sucks but holy shit that's funny
snowflake2410 3
Oh my Gosh,everyone this is not an issue of feminism! It is an issue where a little boy needs to learn some manners and get his mouth washed out with some soap and for his parents to teach him that it is not okay to talk like that!!! Teach him respect.
ZorroRooster 19
Dude better be grounded hard core for talking like that
ScarlettVixen_fml 5
Grounded. Until he's 18...