Overworked
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Confused
Today, I realized how bad my insomnia had got when I tried answering my water bottle when my alarm went off. FML
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hghrider123456 9
Was it the ocean calling?
UrYousername 15
No, it was Patrick.
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poppet91 4
im heading that way!
happyfingers 15
I don't have insomnia but I know someone who did for quite some time. It really sucked watching that happen to him and not being able to really help. Have you tried listening to white noise as you try to sleep? Leaving a fan on seems to help some people. But I guess to fix it you'd have to know why it's happening in the first place so maybe I'm not helping much here >.>
tukies 28
-14 I have gone days without sleep. Believe me when I say melatonin is more like a candy drug to some people. If you take the sleep drugs like ambien right you don't get addicted to them.
DedicatedNova 13
I hate my insomnia. It sucks. I feel ya OP.
jimmywithsalt 19
Sorry about your insomnia. If it was me, I'd probably get frustrated and just have some vodka.
Hypnotic5206 10
awww lol that b funny to see. did it talk to u lol
JohnTheLad 13
*Alarm goes off* *OP Picks up the Water Bottle* OP: "Hello?" Water Bottle: "...*Bubble*" OP: "Dam prank callers." *OP hangs up the Water Bottle*
onedaylikethis 5
I feel your pain, only 6 hours of sleep in the past 3 nights, 3 hours last night and 3 the night before.
clair_brodie 35
That reminds me of the time my boyfriends alarm went off and I was so sleep deprived that I grabbed my box of ear plugs and handed them to him and told him to put it on his side of the bed to make them quiet.
Daevas 18
I did the same thing, and I don't even have insomnia...