Overworked
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Confused
Today, I realized how bad my insomnia had got when I tried answering my water bottle when my alarm went off. FML
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hghrider123456 9
Was it the ocean calling?
UrYousername 15
No, it was Patrick.
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hghrider123456 9
Was it the ocean calling?
UrYousername 15
No, it was Patrick.
jw90 18
No it was his toilet
omgitsmoe 26
Sleeping pills work just fine
yourmom224 9
And are dangerous
jerryj 27
Before you start popping pills, try to figure out if it's stress related. You might be able to improve your quality of sleep with more natural ways like soft music or meditation.
djxerxes9000 18
Yeah, like everything in life it must be stress related. SMH, "stress" is a cop out 98% of the time. oh you can't sleep you must be stressed. The world is getting soft.
TrinityisLife 22
@7 It's actually true that most sleep disorders are stress related in one way or another. Evaluating what's going on in your life and trying to find a why to remove said stress can help the body relax and retain a normal sleep cycle. staying away from electronics when it's time to lie down for sleep helps tremendously as well.
xmidnightxlonerx 12
I don't think "popping pills" is always the answer but there is always the natural medicine called Melatonin. I've taken it before in small doses when I can't sleep. You can order it online at reasonable prices too.
Sandsh8rk 36
It's a sign. Water bottles are alive. They are going to take over the world. Grab your umbrellas.
150493x 29
Even Spongebob and Patrick look shocked
Pattygirl2011 6
Its going to be a long day doll.
timakinz 21
I thought you were a high pitched gay dude when I first read this.
Pattygirl2011 6
PS try bananas for natural melatonin
WhiteCrimson 23
Insomnia sucks. Been there and still standing on the platform for sleep ville. Strongs OP.
rhysfucker 24
Has Marla Singer been coming to your testicular cancer encounter group?
nightowl713 25
Prescription sleep meds can cause dependency, and land her in the same situation when she wanted to get off them. However, there is a 'vitamin' you can take 30 mins before bedtime called melatonin. Melatonin is what the body produces to cause sleepiness. It's completely non habit forming, and has a very high success rate. You can find it at your local supermarket in the vitamin section! :)
Jemm_fml 29
Nature's Way Melatonin. it doesn't work for me but here's hoping it does for you since it does for most people!