Overworked
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Confused
Today, I realized how bad my insomnia had got when I tried answering my water bottle when my alarm went off. FML
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hghrider123456 9
Was it the ocean calling?
UrYousername 15
No, it was Patrick.
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Comments (49)
jrock9093 18
Awesome epic moment for you lol
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
Melatonin is great an all but it stopped working for me after a few months and made my insomnia worse. And I was taking like 5mg some nights. If it's stress keeping you up at night you should take magnesium because it regulates your stress hormones and helps you mind relax at night. There's also Sweet Dreams tea which is made of chamomile and mint that helps you relax and start to feel sleepy.
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
It is mean. My boyfriend stayed up with me until I fell asleep at about 2 AM and woke up at 6 or 7 AM. After just one night he was like "wow" and finally got what I had been going through because he's used to sleeping 8-10 hours a night. He's not going to complain to me about being tired if he gets less than that anymore XD
GoddessOfCookies 14
Eh. Who needs sleep anyway?
More_Leg 14
Oh insomnia, thou art a heartless bitch....
buckdharma 38
When my H2O One rings it's usually my girl Saline. Our condensation evolves to her turning on the waterworks because of her fear I might runoff with someone.
JessicaZado 11
You should probably consult a doctor. Losing sleep is never fun
sietseld 13
I'm confused, how is that related to insomnia? People who sleep just fine or sleep extremely well could just as easily make the same mistake.
cberry427 8
Good old THC and ethyl alcohol always helps me sleep
XmisspenguinX 6
I hear ya