Overworked
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Confused
Today, I realized how bad my insomnia had got when I tried answering my water bottle when my alarm went off. FML
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hghrider123456 9
Was it the ocean calling?
UrYousername 15
No, it was Patrick.
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perdix 31
It was probably a telemarketer. Since I have Caller ID on my phone, those annoying ******* have reached me on my water bottle, my calculator and my TV remote!!
iGottaFindBubbah 12
My oldest takes Melatonin and my three month old does too through my breastmilk :)
TyT63 12
hello this is water
djxerxes9000 18
H2-hello?
AverageJoey 18
Try drinking warm milk to ease yourself into a peaceful and tranquil slumber
PunkySpunky78 15
I take mine with midnite the all natural sleep aid
PunkySpunky78 15
I use midnite the all natural sleep aid
worldclassrager 41
Is your alarm ocean water? Either way try Passion flower L-taurine and some magnesium to help you sleep......stress-defy might work the best depending on your condition...
llnursingll 10
You don't have to live with insomnia, there's medication for it. Go see your doctor.
tatertot1985 14
Your not a alone man
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
No one is ever alone, big brother is always watching us...*Eerie music plays in the distance*.