Today, my girlfriend bought me a new hockey jersey and donated my old one. My old one was signed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. He designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. FML
Today, I signed into the Netflix account that I pay for, only to see that my ex had added a new profile for his new girlfriend. We’ve only been separated for two weeks. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
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CamBamShamDaMan 26
Why do people think it's ok to sell another persons stuff without asking?
iswearimhuman 12
Well, she thought enough of you to try to surprise you? Albeit not the right kind of surprise. Let's all take this as a moral to STAY 10 FEET AWAY FROM THINGS THAT AREN'T OURS AND YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU MUM YOU WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT MY GUY FIERI POSTERS Sorry OP. That sucks big time :/
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Comments (29)
lextoast 6
#firstworldproblems Get over it.
raven_of_azarath 35
This site is for first world problems....
GamerG0DDESS 29
Dump her. Just kidding. She meant well so try not to be too mad, but definitly sit her down and explain that she can't donate anything of yours without your permission anymore.
SassySlytherin 16
GIRLFRIENDS STOP TAKING YOUR BOYFRIENDS SHIT, SELLING/DONATING IT, AND GETTING THEM A NEW ONE BECAUSE YOU THINK ITS AN UPGRADE. WANNA KNOW WHAT THE UPGRADE WOULD BE? A NEW GIRLFRIEND.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
Time to have a chat with her about boundaries
BigN987 0
Who was it signed by?
MindGames 10
It's the thought that counts?
WinPoe 3
People think that you have to get rid of the old thing when you buy someone a new one. She could've just bought him a jersey, and not touch the old one.
LeoCor 19
That's pretty rude... though at least I know all my boyfriends don't have to worry about it because I won't date any sports fanatic that will take me to matches to a game I don't like as a "date" even when I tell them I hate sports! I mean like you could at least go to places I like too if you will drag me to places I dislike, "I don't like it.." is not an excuse anymore for ditching me