Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML
Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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Top comments
chevygirl23 17
And now she'll bitch at your for this one
NotPatSajak 11
You probably are better off with someone who DOESNT flip shit over an FML.
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Comments (80)
rockydify 22
Yeah. This right here. Was not a good move.
flyingflies 36
You do get the irony, right?
snowkittyyy 18
Sorry to hear that your girlfriend might be over exaggerating a little...hope everything worked out in the end
sammiaaron 16
"accused me of..bitching about her to strangers" LOL :')
hellnosucka 27
I smell a conspiracy fml. I know what you're trying to do you sneaky little bastards.
Robby2448 20
I would have just shown her my FML history of post and reassured her.
Nomaddict 14
Looks like someone's a little bit psychotic.
Britt125 16
So you're bitching to strangers about this, after she accused you of bitching to strangers? Makes perfect sense, seems smart. I'm sure this won't make things worse at all. Good job.
whysobeachy 37
I wonder what OP will do, when his girlfriend sees this FML, and confronts him about it. Try social media, probably.
dtdrpepperguy 14
You just started an infinite cycle..
FSGInsainity 15
And then you bitched about it to strangers proving you have no balls. Showed her huh?
leogachi 15
@27 How do you know he posted this without also talking to his girlfriend about it?