Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
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gozar_fml 1
This is why all the babies look the same in small towns.
applebee_16 0
that is horrible. I'm sorry. you should screw with his head then leave his dumbass. or cut his balls off for being a lying cheater
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Comments (114)
captainmaharet 1
Depending on where you live, that might describe every third or fourth male between the ages of 16 and 40.
DovdGraaf 0
Ouch hope you'll be 'kay. Dump him!
chikiitaaa 0
this is what snickers should dedicate to all the people who cannot spell correctly =) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdVvfu5OWUY&feature=player_embedded#
saucyfizzle 0
your friends a *****
boogieman145 3
YDI for dating a guy who drives dirt bikes
MjSmittys 0
why are there no fugly chicks it makes me suspicious......
Hados21 0
You should definitely confront him before making any rash decisions. It would be an even bigger FML to throw away four years with someone and then later find out that your friend was talking about a different guy, or was lying.
water2210 0
haha maybe he needs a leesh
deanomiye 0
umm wouldnt you all have had a run in by noww... i dont wanna be an ass but, i smell a fakeee
Daelilian 3
At least you know now before your married and have his 5 kids while he is off with other women.!