Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
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gozar_fml 1
This is why all the babies look the same in small towns.
applebee_16 0
that is horrible. I'm sorry. you should screw with his head then leave his dumbass. or cut his balls off for being a lying cheater
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Comments (114)
suffer_for_beaut 0
ouuchh...
Babushka_Homyak 10
@19 You forget the part where the new friend knows things about the boyfriend that OP did not tell her.
iloveloosy12 0
ydi for not moving on after four years
Rimaa_fml 0
He must be one hot player then. I say you dump his sorry ass he could be playing you now.
Hellooomindyy 0
Confront him on The Jerry Springer Show! Lie detector test anyone? Haha
MzMoMo1122 0
4 yrs & your still "dating" ydi if your not with him then he has all right to go "date" other people.
livingdeadgirl9 0
she is with him. she's not married but that doesn't put her not with him. a lot of people these days don't jump the marriage trolley so quick. I would much rather date for 4 years (especially if I started dating the guy in question at a younger age) so that I would be older and more mature and very comfortable with the guy I'm marrying. So, definitely not a ydi in the sense you think it is.
580story2008 0
wow! that sucks!
Sonalis 9
aw. at least he's not still going out with her
kazumaslayer666 3
well just having a white car and ride dirtbikes isn't too convincing for me. I would request pictures or else I could still believe she could be a lying sack of sh!t
karina_said 0
pull a Lorena Bobitt and cut his dick off