Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
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gozar_fml 1
This is why all the babies look the same in small towns.
applebee_16 0
that is horrible. I'm sorry. you should screw with his head then leave his dumbass. or cut his balls off for being a lying cheater
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Comments (114)
thejuisdead 0
there's nothing wrong with dating more than one person. were you dating or was he your boyfriend? they are two very different things.
gabsta 3
omfg ur friend is a bitch and ur boyfriend is an asssss:/ dump his sorry cheating chilli ring and get much more better smarter friendlier less slutier non lying friend :) but thats my advice :))
StephWALKER 17
The truth will always come out, one way or another. I would make sure it was him first, then epically embarress him infront of family and friends. Utterly destroy his reputation.
toricomplez 0
you just described more than half of the men in sothern california... it couldve been someone else easily...
carobug 6
Small World... FYL
Nighthawk143420 8
leave his cheating ass?
hewro_failure 11
Your fault you should have known you were dating a douche and im sure you did you just expected him to end up being the nice guy
danaharrison 5
I'm sorry it took you 4 years to find out that he's a dirtbag..
umerin 32
Sorry you wasted so much time on him. Hopefully you're not still together; once a cheater always a cheater.
Solano2580 24
Well you kinda deserve it for not telling her about him well in advance