Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
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Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
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Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML
Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML
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mexicansweetie48 0
lol. wow get over it. have fun gosh.
NGM_47 0
Well at least your mom is better than most moms on this site cause it seems like she really she tried :D
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Comments (173)
Mykeh 0
I take it the clown wasn't funny? I wouldn't mind having a stripper clown come to my birthday party. Or Ronald McDonald.
lololol111 0
i ******* love clowns! you should be happy!
butterfly141989 0
its a parents prerogative to embarrass their teen. ur mom cares enough to plan a party for u and paid for a clown. lighten up and have some fun with it
gosh88 0
seriously ur such a jerk how i wish my mom would do something like that...u didnt like the clown well i mean what did u want a stripper ur 16 get over it stupid brat!
WormFromABird 0
I would freak if there was a clown in my house... They scare the hell outta me.
LadyMcdoom 1
She's just disappointed that it wasn't a stripper lol.
beaverdogmouse 0
YDI for turning sixteen
meeeep 0
it would be a FYL if you were terrified of clowns, like me
Suckstbeyou 0
today, at my job as a party clown, some wacky mom hired me for a bunch of sixteen year old girls. I made balloon animals as they slowly migrated to a different room. i sat there while they made fun of me and the huge bulge in my clown pants. FML
maggiewalters 17
YDI for having a "sweet sixteen"party in the first place (i know it was a surprise party... but thats so lame)