Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, I thought I was going to a friend’s birthday party. Turns out, it was a surprise party for someone else... and I was the surprise. Everyone shouted “Surprise!” and I realized I wasn’t invited. I awkwardly ate a cupcake and left. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML
Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML
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mexicansweetie48 0
lol. wow get over it. have fun gosh.
NGM_47 0
Well at least your mom is better than most moms on this site cause it seems like she really she tried :D
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Comments (173)
RedBlueGreenDot 0
boo hoo. so your mom hired a clown to try and make you happy. get over yourself. you must be one depressing kid. or you care too much about your rep. my god.
Seti_fml 0
its like my dad always says: "if you can't embarrass your kids, you have no business having them."
redbluegreen 41
Well, I'm terrified of clowns. But your mom probably should've had a better idea of what you liked or didn't like, especially for your birthday. Or she should've at least seen Malcolm in the Middle. I feel your pain, because it sounds like it sucked, but at the same time, at least you got a freaking birthday party. A good part of us don't get one at all.
shawnarawwwrr 0
...what?!
redbluegreen 41
What to...?
Lisasimpsonfan 0
Awww you poor baby. Your mom went to all the trouble to throw a party for you and she hired a clown? I hope you punched her. Get over yourself Princess. You should be grateful that your mom cares enough to try and make you happy.
redbluegreen 41
I can't help but think the mom might have a clown fetish.
nazooer 11
OMG YOUR LIFE IS SCREWED BEYOND ANYTHING! YOU GOT A BIRTHDAYPARTY WHEN SOME PEOPLE DONT EAT EVERYDAY!! F Y L
thabeast 0
sucks limp it off why am i 42?
NGM_47 0
cause there were more comments before you.....duh!!
milgalo 0
Well it went from 1 - 2 -8 -42. It's weird.
CyclonePsycho 1
Wait, but there isn't a #8. UG, wtf is going on with FML?! D:
shawnarawwwrr 0
yeah..my comment was first for like 2 hours..then got traded for someone elses...fmylife is retarded i swear to god
milgalo 0
I think they're patching things up, the reply to comments thing is pretty new.
nazooer 11
loser.
pommeblossom 0
I would have fun!
Crunchy_fml 0
That's terrible. What would be even worse is if she bought you a red Ferrari instead of that pink one you wanted. Moms are such bitches
onigiriqueen 0
Agreed. This is funny haha, not funny fml. OP is just an ungrateful wretch.
Needlestick 0
#45 and #46 I agree completely. The OP should be grateful she actually was given a party in the first place. A lot of people don't even have birthday parties, let alone have their parents put forth the time and effort to plan a party FOR them. I have never celebrated my birthday, as I see a lack of significance for it, and my parents never did anything for my birthday either. (And I don't care.) However, I am very thankful and appreciative of anything they do out of the kindness of their hearts for me. What a waste of an FML.