Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, I thought I was going to a friend’s birthday party. Turns out, it was a surprise party for someone else... and I was the surprise. Everyone shouted “Surprise!” and I realized I wasn’t invited. I awkwardly ate a cupcake and left. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML
Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML
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mexicansweetie48 0
lol. wow get over it. have fun gosh.
NGM_47 0
Well at least your mom is better than most moms on this site cause it seems like she really she tried :D
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Comments (173)
bosco_kk 0
lol, come on, thats funny....in a werid way, but it is! My friend is gonna make a party with trampolines...and she is 19!.
Houdeka 0
Haha awesome
xScarletx 0
This is a FML for a teenager, but what would have been worse is if you had a terrible fear of clowns and your mother knew that...now that would REALLY suck
mr_mister30 0
well u have t o be grateful u even got a party, some people dont get parties.1
nina_fml 0
You are so ungrateful. Look how many people took the time to plan an event that would be special to you. I'd personally think it was a riot if a clown showed up at a party for me, and I'm well past 16.
milgalo 0
You are pretty ungrateful, but hey, w/e floats your boat. Why does everyone say "THIS ISN'T AN FML HFKGJGJ"? obviously some people think so, blame them, not the poster. :]
brrrx 0
NOT AN FML. Seriously, who gives a crap? 65: I blame them for thinking their life is pathetic...why can't they see what's right in front of them? I don't really know how the mods decide on what should go on this site, because it's pretty poor a lot of the time.
enuff_crying 0
YDI for giving a shit about the fact that there was a clown at your bday party. If its slightly embarrassing, that doesnt mean your life is ******
HondaGirl2010 0
Omg Your mom ruined the party she spent time planning for you by getting you a clown. That is just horrible! What the hell did you want? A stripper?! Too effing bad. Life goes on. Get over it. YDI.
notabot 0
You're an ungrateful little bitch. Some people don't even get birthday parties.