Today, we decided to go to an aquarium for a little family get-away. At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look. How did I find out that my glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML
Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
Did you try to get it back? If not at least the sharks will see a little more clearly now.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
I would advise leaving them there.
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Comments (112)
cwaziemamma 16
Hope you talked to the workers so they could get them back for you
CurlyQute 17
If you tell the aquarium workers they should be able to get them back for you.
SwordSlayer99 11
Why did people down vote this ?
mpkpm 19
Glasses are friends, not food!
colby6666 43
Don't worry 16, I get the reference.
mpkpm 19
We will find his son together!
Almost_Positive 18
Look on the bright side! You don't have to get them adjusted anymore
turtles4life 24
OP can look on the bright side but she won't be able to see it.
MandyMeow_fml 18
Well your glasses belong to the sharks now.
jonnypoopsies 3
Good thing it wasn't yo ass that needed adjusting
loathingloser 14
It's okay, Shark Bait
EmmaMK 35
If only you could see the error of your ways.
shainj78 8
feel lucky that it was the glasses, not you.
cakefete2 31
Agreed. On a scale of "shark food" to fine, those glasses are fin-ished.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Should've bin wearing contacts.