Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, a customer asked me if I was my husband's sister. A little flabbergasted, I replied, "No, I'm his wife." He went on to say, "Ah! But surely, you're related? Cousins?" FML
Today, I got a call from a friend asking why I didn't tell him I was engaged. I'm not, but I wish I was. Rumours about my life seem to be better than the reality. FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt asked me if I was seeing anyone special. In a tired and sarcastic tone, I jokingly said, “I’m actually getting married next month!” The room went silent, then some of them cheered. I had to explain I was kidding, but now they’re looking forward to a wedding I didn’t agree to. FML
Today, I was interviewing a potential candidate for a job opportunity. He started the conversation by saying that he was having a weird day because his friend just got married. To which I responded, “Oh, fun!” He'd actually said that his friend got murdered. FML
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
Today, a co-worker came back from his honeymoon. He passed by my office to say hi, and mentioned, "I heard you're getting married next year?" I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. He's taking his things out of the house as I write this. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I was at a "Bring your family to work" event. I noticed my coworker brought his kids but not his wife, so I asked, "No wife today?" Everyone glared at me and he pointedly replied that she's married to someone else now. I had no idea. Now everyone thinks I'm an insensitive prick. FML
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Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
Hahahaha he's giving you a heads up on what to expect :)
AislinP 13
Congratulations on the engagement! And don't worry, a lot of people are still married and happy.
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Comments (77)
AvikC818 8
Marriage is for quitters
Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0
Divorce is for quitters. Unless he (or she...?) is abusing you, on drugs, or something equally bad, you should try to make it work. And not be a quitter(:
AvikC818 8
But why should you hook up with one person when you can hook up with 12?
thedaish 0
STDs, man.
Qwerdz420 0
hhja
xxgigixx 1
Lmao (: should have said thnx for the heads up :D " happy engagement though!! :)
Majstr 23
If he is not happy, doesn't mean you shouldn't be happy.
thatnucca 36
"Look into my tired eyes and see what your future looks like" *creepy old lady voice*
coltsrock37 15
And with it all your innocence
hurrimmadurg 0
Awe! :/ lol how upsetting. Good luck! I'm sure it will all be okay. Don't be too discouraged. :)
perdix 31
You don't know true happiness until you get married. And then, it's too late.
iwubbtitties_fml 0
just be like "uh uh, no pussy for youu"
Munchkin13 6
You should be happy your engaged, screw what he thinks.. Congratulations on the engagement(: