Today, I got a call from a friend asking why I didn't tell him I was engaged. I'm not, but I wish I was. Rumours about my life seem to be better than the reality. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it seems like everyone in my family knew about my boyfriend's new engagement, all except me. FML
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, I announced my engagement on social media. I got more people telling me how stupid I was than any actually congratulating me. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I made fun of a friend at a dinner party after he forgot to put his engagement ring on. It turned out his fiancée actually ended the engagement last week, and everyone thinks I was being spiteful just because the girl is my ex. FML
Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
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foreverhappy98 10
At least they are good rumors!!!
airforce987 20
Rumors about you just mean there are people out there who are jealous of you, so your life can't be as bad as they have it op :)
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Comments (64)
UltimateFlavor 8
FYL, op.
arrow007archer 19
-_- theirs a button for that
J3R3MYY 14
There's*
foreverhappy98 10
At least they are good rumors!!!
accioshannon 17
Yes, and that would be what OP is upset about...
TheCrispyCat 20
Her life isn't actually like that.
zevo1415 10
Hence, rumours
klorehore 24
Friend 1: "Did you hear that Liza got engaged? " Friend 2: "What, no way! How did that **** juggling thundercunt find someone before me?" Friend 1: "Makes you believe in miracles huh? " Friend 2 calls OP "OMG hiiii sweetie, why didn't you tell me you got engaged? I am so happy for you! "
foreverhappy98 10
Wow, nice rebuttal!
MisterEx 28
Today I learned/learnt two new English expressions. **** juggling and thunder ****. Today was a good day.
Alastor13X 8
Quit bitching about good rumors, take a page from Nike and Just do it. If your life isn't that awesome, you have the power to make it better. You just gotta put the work into it.
airforce987 20
Rumors about you just mean there are people out there who are jealous of you, so your life can't be as bad as they have it op :)
Welshite 40
Really? I thought most rumors stemmed from the absolute boredom of people who have nothing else to do but gossip.
airforce987 20
Well...bad rumors anyway
sjbartholome 14
*into
domolovesyoshi 33
I was sure that it meant that too we're doing things wrong apparently Welshite
Aquaman911 18
Your life suck BALLS
J3R3MYY 14
I think aquaman saw his reflection again
Margaret4375 9
At least the rumors aren't mean. Hopefully one day the rumors will turn into reality:)
stevenN659 24
well the "rumours" could have been started when OP's boyfriend had mentioned to a friend that he was going to propose, maybe the friend let it slip.
RusticChick 27
On the bright side, the rumors could be much worse! There's silver lining in every situation.
michaeljc7 3
But why can't the whole god damn thing be silver?
JJ_86 22
Because people will start wishing for gold lining then.
subhaan786 19
I'm sure you will be engaged soon. I can bet money you're a pretty girl just be confident in your self and smile :)
DocBastard 40
You must be A) a soothsayer, B) a pathological liar, C) an annoying optimist, or D) trying to get in OP's pants. Whichever the correct answer is, I hate you.
subhaan786 19
Ha, that's funny, I try to make something negative slightly more positive, and I'm an annoying optimist just because life doesn't **** me off like it does you don't mean I can't be happy or try to make others happy, you're clearly not happy, and there's a reason for that, I'm not going to guess what it is that's making you unhappy but I hope you have someone to change that Am I annoying enough for you?
GentlemanBastard 15
That run-on sentence was way more annoying than your optimism
abusch 9
Wow, way to be a patronising jerk. Somebody is pretty, so if they just smile and act confident they'll find a man? Personality, intelligence, humour, have nothing to do with it I suppose? You, I'm afraid, are a misogynist, and the worst kind at that - one of those who think that they're actually just being 'nice'.
stiffster 5
how this comment was voted down idk. negativity prevails!
ShowMeKay 20
People seriously need to lighten up to DocBastard's humour. I don't get what's so hard to understand. Side note: I love that GentlemanBastard is the person siding with DocBastard. Good to see bastards uniting! Lol
DocBastard 40
Kay - I've always been misunderstood. It's a curse or something. Subhaan - You're new here, so I'll be gentle - it's a ******* joke. I don't hate optimists. In fact, I don't hate anyone. Except Chris Brown. **** that guy.
J3R3MYY 14
Well maybe make it reality. Not necessarily get engaged but you should try something more adventurous. Boring and normal is.. Well boring and normal.
Apeirophobe 13
She never said her life's 'normal and boring'
Soulsbane96_fml 11
Technically, neither did J3R3MYY :P
Apeirophobe 13
Hmm well ... technically I never said he said that she said that :p
J3R3MYY 14
It was not implied it was a general statement.
RusticChick 27
On the bright side, the rumors could be much worse! There's a silver lining in every situation, OP. Don't worry, be happy!
1dvs_bstd 41
Turn those rumors into a reality. You don't get engaged with this attitude.