Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML
Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML
Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
Today, I sent a polite yet strongly-worded email to one of my corporate clients in which I expressed my irritation at being asked the same question by the same team for the 4th day in a row. I ended it with "Regards!" but accidentally swapped the 'g' with a 't'. FML
Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
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FML_allthetime 0
hahahahahahah! thats so funny! i dont think you deservd it though, people have typos all the time, but HALARIOUS!
Cloudy_fml 0
Well, the "t" and "g" keys are close together... Haha, what an unfortunate typo.
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Comments (89)
mpw167 0
Next time don't steal your FML from ruminations.com.
thebaroness1984 0
That is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while. You should proofread anything you send for business purposes, though.
ajohnston92689 0
haha @ #17 I tried saying it... and LOL'ed
interventions 1
I LOLED MAJORLY THANKS
Brozain 0
TYPING FAIL! Priceless.
lifeisharsh 0
HAHAHAHAHA i laughed out loud and nearly spit my water onto my computer screen! thats so ridiculous!
crakbbyaparently 0
what a retard
you_not_me_OWNED 0
i know this woman who does that all the time. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DaMiz511 0
I hope you sent a follow-up e-mail apologizing for the error. If not, then you deserve everything you receive because you're dumb for not double-checking.
Sammara 0
Man...I really hope most people at your company have senses of humor (and that you immediately sent out another email saying it was an unfortunate typo!).