Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML
Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML
Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
Today, I sent a polite yet strongly-worded email to one of my corporate clients in which I expressed my irritation at being asked the same question by the same team for the 4th day in a row. I ended it with "Regards!" but accidentally swapped the 'g' with a 't'. FML
Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
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FML_allthetime 0
hahahahahahah! thats so funny! i dont think you deservd it though, people have typos all the time, but HALARIOUS!
Cloudy_fml 0
Well, the "t" and "g" keys are close together... Haha, what an unfortunate typo.
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Comments (89)
lametta 0
hehe Freudian slip
sondramcfail 0
Hehe, I wonder if they think you're some raging bitch for typing that on purpose. "Best retards"... *chuckles*
crissycat07 0
hahaha I LOL'D thanksss <3
know_your_role 0
while i would personally find it humorous, that's actually subject to discipline (including release). even if it was a typo.
Lila_fml 0
Haha wow, what an unfortunate typo, but pretty funny!!
pixelated 0
I lol'd.
Bubs_fml 0
Try saying that in a Borat-esque voice. "BEST RETARDS?!"
RPGod 0
proof-reading!
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
The thing with proofreading is, sometimes I proofread BEFORE putting my signature/farewell at the end. That could have been the case.
AnimeRules1125 24
I agree. I do that also.
dammn 0
LMFAO ! hahahahahaa proof read your work :P