Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML
Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML
Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
Today, I sent a polite yet strongly-worded email to one of my corporate clients in which I expressed my irritation at being asked the same question by the same team for the 4th day in a row. I ended it with "Regards!" but accidentally swapped the 'g' with a 't'. FML
Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
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FML_allthetime 0
hahahahahahah! thats so funny! i dont think you deservd it though, people have typos all the time, but HALARIOUS!
Cloudy_fml 0
Well, the "t" and "g" keys are close together... Haha, what an unfortunate typo.
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TwoBuck 0
F7 for great victory.
EIDS 0
Hopefully they'll just think you added it as some kind of +1 to your real name. They won't suspect a thing in that case.
altoidsrgud 0
HAHAHA EPIC FAIL
girrl 0
ahh just like at berkeley.. where in some schedule program there was a Black History Linch instead of lunch... when someone saw it they printed & gave out stickers with the word "lunch" on them so you could fix your little booklet
crayonnedmusic 0
LOL! aw, this reminds me of one time i went to text "whats poppin." and did "whats poopin." ha but hopefully they look at their keyboard and see the g & t are close.
dftba 13
:// Freudian slip? Sometimes people skim over words, which means they might read it as you intended. Good luck though.
gumcuzzler 0
im not even kidding, i read this like 3 hours ago and im still laughing
manoverboard 0
Hahahaha, ironic much?
AnimeRules1125 24
That's what I was thinking. It's pretty ironic considering that it was about people with disability. I'm not making fun, it's just really ironic.
shamille 5
oooer. i think they will believe you if you try to explain it, because t is right above g...
DaBoss_fml 0
if i was one of the ppl that got that email i probably would have pissed my pants laughing. that is friggin hillarious