Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
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englishmuffin 0
Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?
mycoffeesucks 0
if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML
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Comments (252)
silly_kate 0
#13, ha ha ha!!! nice! OP: um, lol?
melissasmile21 0
oh, and i think #13's story is shit (:
penizulaface 0
oh and #23 thats been said like 5 times now. nobody cares.
melissasmile21 0
another thing. "you GOT some toilet paper left behind" uh, yeah great english (Y)
intothecrypt 3
Don't be a nazi, you knew what it meant so it's obviously fine. If you're just gonna say shit like that, **** or GTFO.
ergo_fml 13
Actually, that's not right either... stfu
rachybubbles 0
#26 It was dialogue. Maybe you should email the boyfriend who said it and criticise him.
marisalee 0
Oh yeah tell that bitch (26)
iDontFail_xD 0
... Maybe it was sperm? YOU DIRTY WH0r3
noshitsherlock 0
That is really gross. You don't check yourself? 0___0
chinchilla_fml 0
It happens. Happened to me before and my bf just took it off for me and ate me anyway. We had a giggle about it but this isn't a FML
braveone1 0
Ew…
24788 7
This happens to many people. You can't always be perfect about it, but you should clean up as much as possible before hand.
mz200sx 0
lol poor you. oh and lmao #18 is hilarious