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rejecteddd This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Classic move

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Haha_oh_wait 4

Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.

all4pooh 4

It's called sarcasm..

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he had to go feed his cat

that is definitely a horrible thing to do. hopefully karma will balance that out!

oh she will. don't you worry your little round orange head.

KingGeorgeGal 12

'Karma is a bitch, only when you're one (;'

zachattack112492 4

--how'd you meet him? --FML comment

im suprised it took this long for an fml like this to be posted

zachattack112492 4

-where'd you meet him? -he commented on my last FML

zachattack112492 4

eat a dick FML

Lemon Law. :)

SlimShady167 3

He might've gotten lost. Or maybe he had to go feed his grandma hahahah. ;)

he might have had diarrhea

dude that sucks! sorry OP