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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Classic move
Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML
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Haha_oh_wait 4
Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.
all4pooh 4
It's called sarcasm..
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anthony2113 0
bummer
comepoopwithme 0
nice attempt for 1st comment
smurfsarwales 9
2 got owned by 1 and 1 still had a way better comment
KingGeorgeGal 12
2: CoolStoryBro.
Haha_oh_wait 4
Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.
iEatGuppies 0
what a ******* jerk. FYL OP...
WDLfootball 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I REALLY hope your joking. if not then please refrain from ever commenting again!
all4pooh 4
It's called sarcasm..
DropDead77 11
1 - haha win!
worldcupcheer17 0
that sounds like a story out of a movie(:
freddyisepic 2
lol 1
The_Weirdo 10
Hey! Don't blame him Op! The potty monster got him!
dolphincheddar 10
i'm sorry op.. I guess his first impression of you was DAMN YOU UGLY. this kinda reminds me of pepe le pew off of bugs bunny. except he's the cat running away from your smelly ass
Uneedanapbro 6
Maybe he got attacked.....?? I mean you could go look or something.
garrettsgirl 0
ouch that hurts you pride a bit sorry OP :(
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
He probably just realized he forgot his wallet and went back home to get it. See Op, there's always a bright side!
codyjeffers97 0
it's okay. that just means your ugly..... don't take it personal
theybebitchin 4
Maybe she was really rude, or fat, or ugly. Who knows? Way to judge! Maybe an important thing came up.
partyfool2011 4
1-you sir, have just won the Internet!
shabbybeard 4
tell me my boobs are nice
doing_it_ritee 5
hahaahahhahha! ... fyl op.
BBBBOOOOYYYU 3
uMadBr0?
fmlwmty 0
maybe he got lost. after all he is blind.
yummycupkake 0
ya silly goose, he didnt leave you! you were just unaware of the fact that he you guys were playing hide and seek.
adropofpeace 8
130 did not just say that. Right?
KingGeorgeGal 12
Maybe he had to take a major shit and by the time he got back you already left.. Unlikely but probable.
whitesox365 0
mayb he was james bond and had to leave so enemy agents ddnt kill you
BabyxBoo143 0
fgidsgjo
Fatalally 4
1 - I was thinking the exact samething. Too bad you beat me to commenting it first. Lol
KingGeorgeGal 12
153: Yea, you were only 153 comments late, damn.
Fatalally 4
Yep, one second sooner and might have made it. Ah well...
Idonebeenhad 17
^lol
RetardedBullFrog 4
ahh, the old 412getthefreakout manuever. Good times, good times . . .
tsim_fml 0
maybe he got lost.... afterall he is blind!
MrHughJass 0
22 Umadbro?
chadcat 1
hahah!
bitchslapped22 14
He blind ejy he koar ahahahhahaha
DropDead77 11
169 - really?... copy the post your commenting on..
yohooooooo 5
and this is how hellen keller met her husband. a blind date(;
natirixoxo 0
22^ really now? really?
Fatalally 4
157 - By the way, what I originally meant to say, was that after reading the FML, I immediately thought of the joke. But, when I opened the FML to view/make a comment, I saw that 1 had already said it...
KingGeorgeGal 12
198: I know, I do that too, I was just kidding.
Hydronators 1
Wow. What a jerk...
whybother8 0
ur a jerk!
NomadicFlo 4
OMFG IT WAS SPIDERMAN!!
KingGeorgeGal 12
112, you don't even know him or her, how bout you shut up?
itsalanis 25
blind dates can somewhatvbe a bit shady
itsalanis 25
*somewhat be I realized i had posted this at #15. i tried to reply to my own post via app, but i don't know what happened.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
#4, no one gives a pink baboon about your mistake.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Omg lyek totauly his fawlt furh skrewinh up sau bad. Just kidding. It's okay 4, we all screw up sometimes.
SirObvious 1
he was on a blind date too...
instnt1nfction 17
fascinating, tell me more
Runninvegan 8
dayuuuumm you ugly
CryMoreFMLs 15
Daaaammnnn you're stupid! What a coincidence....
KingGeorgeGal 12
7: You and Op's blind date would make a great couple seeing that you're both assholes(;
Runninvegan 8
I'm joking peeps so please get over it ;)
KingGeorgeGal 12
I was too.(:
enonymous 9
I have faith he's still in the restroom. Probably ordered the seafood surprise... the surprise is that the cooks didn't wash their hands
KingGeorgeGal 12
After doing what with their hands(;? How about that 'sahne'
tiptoppc 21
Locally sourced produce. The lettuce is picked by the chefs that’s aren’t allowed to shit in the house, and must fertilise the garden and pick the spinach stock for organic food to serve on their way back in.
randiZ25 0
what is with people and not being straight forward anymore? it would hurt a persons feelings more if they were ditched like OP, then if the person was straight up.
badmandilon 19
You are hot! i prefer your six pack than a six pack of beers.
MindFucker404 0
Ugly much? or is he just ahallow
Cleao18317 11
fag much?
smurfsarwales 9
please try and speak with language the rest of us can understand. sorry, that means no writing in retarded.
MindFucker404 0
edit: shallow. is he just shallow
KingGeorgeGal 12
Just because one person is not attracted to her does not mean she is ugly. He's probably just shallow an have to high of standards. What really pisses me off is he obviously ditched her for her looks and didn't even give her a minute to see how her personality is. OP FYL for getting stood up by a shallow jerk.
KingGeorgeGal 12
*ditched.
nateiztite 5
Hmmmm. this sounds familiar....
daisyloo 7
Yeah it does. I've read this same exact one before!!
Garytt 0
george lopez
NomadicFlo 4
Personal experience, perhaps?