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rejecteddd This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Haha_oh_wait 4

Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.

all4pooh 4

It's called sarcasm..

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what a dick.. like fooreal.

don't make me snap my fingers in the z formation

Just how black are you?

glorialaura21 8

I pressed the "your life sucks" button but I take it back. Your life doesn't suck, you should be happy you didn't have to waist time with a superficial douche bag.

maybe the guy is really nice guy but the girl was too ugly to even consider. Come on it's not like you'll date a yugioh nerd that lives in his mother basement still. don't be a hypocrite.

KingGeorgeGal 12

94. Or maybe he is just as he appears to be, a douchebag.

You sound as much of a jerk as he is. It would have cost him nothing to tell her that things were not going to work out, and to end the date. She would still have been sad, but she wouldn't have had to sit there like a fool waiting for him to come back. Don't worry, what goes around, comes around. He'll get his. And if you've ever done something so cruel, so will you.

*somewhat be man, the woes of a small keyboard

He could have fell in the toilet while taking a number two. Hey, anything's possible.

he clearly fell down the toilet, don't beat yourself up!

NeverShoutDana 13

Ouch... rejected ;/

maybe the toilet monster got him?

maybe he was sickened by your stunning possibly deadly bad looks

ur effed up and ur picture sux!!

FiestaInMyPants 8

96 - I love how your bio says, "I'm not rude." I think some self-evaluation is in order. :P

sttaaallkkkerrr.... (:

KingGeorgeGal 12

Just cause she looks at someones bio doesn't mean she's a stalker lls(:

RabidBunny 10

You deserve better. Like you, I have never had any luck when it comes to these types of situations. I guess saying goodbye is so much easier now.