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Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

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Haha_oh_wait 4

Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.

all4pooh 4

It's called sarcasm..

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Comments (107)

maybe that's a good thing, who wants to date an asshole!

I picture him going into the restroom and trying to knock himself out with the toilet seat like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar.

that comnent made my day

auburnfancade 0

haha u suck op

rmeyer6 0

I'm always cautious about blind dates. sorry OP

Go check in the restrooms. Maybe he's trying to dry his cellphone he dropped in the toilet while trying to videotape his anus.

SirObvious 1

kinky

Ionodemon1995 0

Win. Pure win.

I see what you did there!

He's a stupid ****, you deserve better. :)

*Annoyed grunt* This is why phat people and blind dates dont go together.

squidly123456789 0

yeah.. I'm still in there.. don't believe me go back and check.. I hope you picked up the bill

I agree with 14 and 24. why waste your time with that jerk?

lmaoatall 6

he ran home to do his laundry!

HeroOfTime13 0

are you refering to the **** block doing laundry? lol