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rejecteddd This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Haha_oh_wait 4

Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.

all4pooh 4

It's called sarcasm..

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pookie1006 0

I've had the same happen, his loss! I've done way better since :)

at least you got to meet him and he didn't stand you up completely haha

smartalek 2

wow there has been another one identical to this. EXACTLY.

happened to me once. best part was she had arrived first, and used her credit card to open the tab. I had a couple of extra drinks, and a sandwich!!

78 ignored. 81 thanks. i just joined this place and i been told that this place is notorius for grammar nazis and the like.

* I've * notorious

that's awesome your not his type and he's a dushe bag

Lights_Out_fml 6

Maybe he had to go powder his nose?

you were probably ugly to him.. but that just makes him an asshole

22 youre absolutely stupid.

he mightve been on the crapper. ever think of that?