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Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

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Haha_oh_wait 4

Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.

all4pooh 4

It's called sarcasm..

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datgirl 0

that's why I never go on blind dates. FYL.

someone wiser than me once said: hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Ouch.. Was he good looking, maybe he did you a favor.

lol you must be ugly

you will be ok

wow! Look at it this way, sucks to be HIM! At least you learned right away he was a shallow a$$hole! I had a similar situation happen to me once. I was talking to a guy I met and he asked me to dinner (be advised we were talking and video chatting and exchanging photos and all that stuff for 2 weeks prior) When we met, we just went to casually grab some dinner. Afterwards, he said he was tired and cut it short...I woke up the next day to him telling me in a VM that I lied a bit about my WEIGHT!!! (????) I'm 5'10, 140lbs!!!!! Seriously?!?! I'm a size 7!!!! I just laughed my ass off! So look at it as a good thing! Better fish in the sea! :-)

maybe he didn't want to be honest and say your personality sucks? just sayin.

cool story brah.

seriouslythat 6

sounds like the beginning of baby mama he left her to go to the bathroom and took off in a cab

ArielTheMermaid 17

sounds familiar

Obviously it's from one of those crime shows where the victim gets raped in the bathroom stall.

GeetarGuy713 2

Lol