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Clampdown

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML

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ilovepoppa 0

Ouchh! I do that sometimes, hurts bad! Put some ice on it?

so is your ear straight now?

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sbluvr10 0

Did the same thing. But it was the side of my face. On my boyfriends birthday. I feel your paint

Someone did that to me once!!! It hurts like a son of a bitch!!! Has it started pussing yet?

adam_tajyar 10

Put some aloe Vera on the spot that's burned really cools down burns

SinfulEnd 20

(Hint, take the hair straightener off your ear.)

sheenarae2 5

Just did this to myself the other day! And does it hurt.

I once clamped my knuckle, now I just want it permanently straightened to get past all the burning.