Anonymous
United States
Chips
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dani_Rich
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Double down
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
AmberKCole
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Seriously?
Irvine, United States
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
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pinksplash 0
You smoke. FYL
katelyns 0
Hahaha, dumbass!
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freddie_fml 0
@42: I hope your attitude is just as liberal about fat people, but I doubt it. @OP: I hope you got a ticket. I hate people who throw cig butts out the car window.
Newtrier 0
#3 explains it all
Nena666 16
YDI for smoking. You really shouldn't. And definitely not in a car; that's dangerous.
brunoisbeast 0
Maybe we don't throw our cig butts out a moving car?
happygoluckyhh 0
YDI for being a smoker. I hope you die from it. Also YDI for breaking the law.
narcoman 0
f the haters and the cops. smoke like a chimney and next time throw gasoline at the cop first ;)
ltrainx 0
#15 - "they just can't grasp the fact that people have the right to do what they wish with their bodies." People may be fools and destroy their bodies by smoking, but that doesn't mean they have the right to contribute to the millions of cigarette butts that litter, pollute and destroy everyone elses environment. Some people are so dumb.
magic_raisinets 0
YDI for smoking in the first place.
mas19 0
So did he pull you over? If not who cares?
EffMyLyf 0
YDI smokers are disgusting. I hope you enjoy your lung cancer.