Anonymous
United States
Chips
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dani_Rich
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Double down
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
AmberKCole
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Seriously?
Irvine, United States
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
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pinksplash 0
You smoke. FYL
katelyns 0
Hahaha, dumbass!
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SirAwesome 0
Don't they make cars with ashtrays anymore? YDI 100%
FurrTrap 0
Well something very similar happened to me about 30 years ago. I was in a first floor bedroom with a girl friend who was smoking.... This was in Spinney Hill in Leicester (with a very high immigrant population). She finished her cigarette, but didn't stub it out. Lifted up the lower sash of the window and threw the cigarette out the window towards the pavement. Neither of us looked out the window at the time. Maybe 30 seconds later both of us heard some screaming and cursing from outside! A plume of smoke was coming out of a Sikh's turban and he was hopping mad! Both of us snorted so loudly (in fact I was nearly rolling on the floor in hysterics) that he immediately looked up at us and realized where the fag end had come from! Priceless timing and trajectory!
kma800 0
I read it all... fml
reesesplease 0
Wow you're an incredible ass. YDI for littering and sharing your smoke with others. I don't care if you want to kill yourself, but I hate those people that smoke in their cars with the windows down so everyone around them gets some lovely carcinogens as well. Uncool. Roll the effing windows up and use an ashtray.
jrenf 8
smoking with rolled up windows is a bad idea...
Synedge 0
YDI. BIG TIME!
Elmo87 0
Urgh, YDI. After the summer of bushfires we had here, my tolerance for moves like this is at a whole new low.
Prawn_fml 2
Serves you right. There are few things more gross than cigarette butts everywhere. If you wanna smoke in your car, get a friggin' ashtray.
AnotherStranger2 0
YDI. Littering? Sheesh. Listen in grammar school, willya?! But, AWESOME LANDING. But, still, on the other hand... I like cops. So f' you.
purplesucker 0
You idiot. Smoking in cars in totally wrong. What if you wind up transporting a child, or somebody who has an allergy to smoke? And not only that, but littering and throwing it out the window! YDI big time!
netbeui435 3
That's what the ashtray is for idiot
grp1216 0
I feel absolutely no pity for smokers who litter. There is no need for it. I do not know how smokers think that they have the right to toss their trash on the ground.