Anonymous
United States
Chips
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dani_Rich
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Double down
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
AmberKCole
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Seriously?
Irvine, United States
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
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pinksplash 0
You smoke. FYL
katelyns 0
Hahaha, dumbass!
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jollyjam1 2
I hope the cop slapped the crap out of you.
runwest07 0
Someone posted a story very similar to this a while ago, so I'm a bit wary on the validity of this FML. I think the previous one, though, was someone who got pulled over, flicked out his cigarette butt, and accidently hit the cop while he was walking up to the car.
eightroses 0
ydi 100% you shouldn't smoke in the car and you're littering. once my dad and i got pulled over for a minute because one of the cars in front of us chucked a cigarette butt out their window and it landed on a cop car's windshield and they thought it was us.
rocker8877 0
You shouldn't smoke fucktard
Peregrine 0
Ignoring the smoking, it's your right to kill yourself if you want. YDI, however for the dangerous littering. As a cyclist (human powered, not motor) I've been way to close to lit buts. I haven't been burned yet, but it wouldn't take much. It's still littering, it's still illegal, and this is basically saying (on a more minor scale, admittedly) "Today, I was robbing a bank and there was this cop RIGHT THERE."
Gillypants 3
dude, **** all that "you shouldn't smoke" whiny pussy bullshit. It's his life, and his lungs. Get over it. THAT'S HILARIOUS! But what I wanna know is... how the HELL did you manage that? I smoke, and I smoke in my car allll the time.... and that shit only ever flies behind my car. NEVER to the other side of the road. WTF?
flex_able 0
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....YDI
fewafe_fnea 0
#24, where ever the OP is from it could be illegal to smoke with the windows up... for example you can get a ticket in illinois if a cop sees you smoking in a car without the window at least cracked a little.
eastmanwolf 0
Thanks for littering, jackass. Do whatever you want to your health, but please don't litter, especially something that could possibly start a fire.
Sportsfan86 3
YDI for smoking and littering. #40 I agree with you. Don't be dumb.