Anonymous
United States
Chips
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dani_Rich
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Double down
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
AmberKCole
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Seriously?
Irvine, United States
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
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pinksplash 0
You smoke. FYL
katelyns 0
Hahaha, dumbass!
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withahtrentuh 0
#24 you try smoking with the windows up. And are people seriously judging OP for smoking? You aren't perfect either. Let him/her do what he/she wants. Some people are just so intolerant.
intothecrypt 3
I wrote a very, very long comment because I looked at him/her and saw hitler. That was a waste of 15-20 minutes.
mikew85 0
I hope he pulled you over for being a douchebag. Don't litter, YDI asshole.
Nightfallz 0
YDI. Use an ashtray and stop littering your disgusting herpes ridden butts on my sidewalk
JiggstheMan 0
Dumbass. Maybe be smokes too and liked it.
Tehalon 0
YDI for trowing ur butt out of the window. (Hope you die in a forrestfire that you might have started!) WIN for hitting a cop.
agifttotearapart 0
YDI - Not 'cos you smoke, but for littering. By any chance were you in Texas? 'Cos you'd get ****** for the littering AND for throwing a butt at a cop, haha lol I wonder if anybody read #16
jstgrt5 0
well i beeped at a cop once and he gave me tickets for tinted windows... so maybe he deserved that
S600 0
I hope you and the officer pulled over and had a nice laugh about it....
SoundlessWorld 0
Haha yup, you deserved it. Be more careful next time.
lauren1325 0
i hate ppl lik u who just throw there cigarette butts out on the road. i hope he took ur ass to jail