Anonymous
United States
Chips
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dani_Rich
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Double down
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
AmberKCole
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Seriously?
Irvine, United States
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
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pinksplash 0
You smoke. FYL
katelyns 0
Hahaha, dumbass!
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Starayo 1
******* wanker, YDI
FPsLife 5
People like you suck, YDI.
FlaminYawn 0
Double win...cops on bikes and motorcycles deserve it
Glam_fml 0
That's why you should have and use an ashtray in your car. And don't mind all the idiots saying oMg!!! Ydi 4 smOkkin! - they just can't grasp the fact that people have the right to do what they wish with their bodies.
StaticMatt 2
And smell / taste / look like complete shit.
CaptainPat 0
too bad smoking effects everyone and not just the people that do it. I don't wanna smell your nasty smoke breath, clothes, etc, or look at your yellow teeth. and I don't want to see your ******* butts everywhere. hell even cars and buildings where people have smoked are a headache to be in.
redbluegreen 41
At least you didn't flick the butt of a cop with your face and then smoke a cigarette... What?
amatayo 0
So how did you not see the cop? Did you smoke that much that the smoke clouded your windows? Either way cancer please
Indiana_fml 4
#10 says it. How likely was that? ^^ #17 "Cancer please" *LOL*
vivtho 0
Yeah FYL but I call BS ... unless you're Superman or something there's no way anyone can flick something as light as a cigarette butt across the road from a fast moving car. Now, if the cop was overtaking you then it's posiible. It's happened to me ... not with a cop ... but a gigornomous guy on a bike who was definitely not happy when a cigarette butt got stuck between his helmet and jacket.
BikerMike 0
One time someone flicked a cig butt and it caught in my shirt. My shirt caught on fire while I was riding my bike at 55MPH. Not fun riding when your cloths catch on fire because I almost wrecked trying to stop and put it out. Later caught up the guy, got the plates make, color of car, direction and called the cops. Cop finally pulls the guy over and he gets out screaming that he was not speeding and is being harrassed. I showed him the hole in my shirt. he starts screaming at me, and I scream in return, cop calls for backup. Backup arrives and I talk with him and show him my shirt. The first cop talks to the guy in the car, goes back to his squad car, within 3 minutes there are a couple more cops. The guy who flicked the cig butt, had a outstanding warrent, no liscense or insurance. #13 flaminyawn - cops put their life on the line to protect you and motorcyclist have rights to, you ******* narrow minded asshole. I bet it is ignorant dog ***** like you who deliberatly run bikes off the road.
Colby_Colbert 0
Lol ydi