Today, I was questioned about a request for a restraining order filed against me by an old woman. According to the report, she's seen me "walking near her house and waving at her" for the last two months. I've been her next-door neighbor for a year and a half. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, my ex-wife, who I have a 1000-yard restraining order against since she threatened my new wife and our kids, moved into a house down the street. The police say they can't do anything because her house is more than 1000 yards from mine. It's 1012 yards away. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
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StayClassy 0
Haha, start throwing in a slow, creepy smile when you wave.
djspazy 0
that's terrible. i hope the police or whoever drop the order.
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Comments (46)
ChaosZirconia 0
Then it's just a misunderstanding. Go talk to her, nicely, and I'm sure it'll all be cleared up.
mzmaverickd 7
Crazy neighbor. And 22, um if she has a restraining order, that's not really a good idea... *yea*
ChaosZirconia 0
I think clearing up the confusion is more important than violating the restraining order. If the confusion is straightened up then the restraining order is dropped. How else do you resolve this situation than talking to the woman?
macfluffers 0
Old paranoid people make me laugh.
bongo200 1
crazy old bitch XD
CowGoesMoo 0
Uh, she's probably going senile and losing her mind (well, you didn't say how old she was.) In any case, its not like a restraining order like that will go through anyway. In reality, its probably her life that is ******, as she'll have to move into an assisted living facility.
Vonnick 0
**** that bullshit.
were_giraffe 2
wow. your neighbor is teh crazy
Tenma_Hakase 0
Not even close to a FML. Seriously she's just senile.
RenoEnvy 0
Wow. Old people. You try and be nice to them, and suddenly YOU'RE the crazy one. Can't help but shake my head.