kerensa
Mornington, Australia
Chill, lady
Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
notsolucky
Stamford, United States
Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
loss.jpg
Seattle, United States
Poker face at all times
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
great parenting pal
Child labor
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Anonymous
Fairfield, United States
Spiteful!
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Thievery
Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML
Sudokori
A Dog's Love = Priceless
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
all puked out
Netherlands
Cool your jets, lady
Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
Top comments
The_SkyCantLimit 5
You're obviously the magical fairy who controls the lottery number outcomes. Get your shit together.
areyouforcereal 7
Did you throw it back?
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Comments (89)
Arrawyn 12
That's rational. Throw a Pepsi can right back at her!
twilightterd 4
you should of given her the winning lottery ticket then :/ you blatantly deserve that one
5t3ff1k4h 47
Should have*.
gkdine18 1
If it was glass, I can see this being a big deal... Plastic doesnt really hurt
flutter4 7
I would have been pissed off if either one got thrown at me.
doumtabarnack 12
She certainly was no lady with such a behavior haha!
StaminPrimer 0
Damn. Next time tell her the machine isnt working and to go somewhere else. You willll save yourself that way.
Calyx_fml 22
Press charges.
Sizzle91 0
React or Respond. This is a tuff one.. To react is to get even! To respond is to take care of ourselves and others. If you were hurt press charges. If not, forgive and move into the direction of expressing how you were hurt by the persons reaction. You might make a friend for life.
blink_kid 32
Glass or Plastic?
flutter4 7
Did you sell her the losing ticket?
NellieRose 0
It's your fault! You should have made her win.