kerensa
Mornington, Australia
Chill, lady
Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
notsolucky
Stamford, United States
Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
loss.jpg
Seattle, United States
Poker face at all times
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
great parenting pal
Child labor
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Anonymous
Fairfield, United States
Spiteful!
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Thievery
Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML
Sudokori
A Dog's Love = Priceless
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
all puked out
Netherlands
Cool your jets, lady
Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
Top comments
The_SkyCantLimit 5
You're obviously the magical fairy who controls the lottery number outcomes. Get your shit together.
areyouforcereal 7
Did you throw it back?
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skratch_fml 2
At least it wasn't a beer bottle
MonsterCommenter 4
I don't understand how that'd be worse? Unless the beer bottle is glass? But where I'm from, beer bottles are also plastic.
jakk_mehoff 4
well then u better print up a winning one pronto
AznSamoan52 10
Lol, this old lady sounds like my aunt. Still, be glad it wasn't an object that could've been heavier, bigger, or sharper.
TwiztedYuri 9
no pain no gain. was the bottle of coke worth the pain?
Kayla8795 2
Free coke.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Was it a glass or plastic bottle? It matters.
DracoSpirita 21
Hopefully not glass. Those things can freaking hurt. And also bury shards of glass in your head.
perdix 31
You need to learn how to properly sympathize and console customers over the devastating losses in their lives, or will have no future in the convenience-store industry.
linkinpark98 24
SODA FIIIIGHT! *grabs two liter and tosses across room*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
*catches it and chugs it down* Throw another!
linkinpark98 24
Yes! *tosses another two liter*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
*catches* mwahaha!
linkinpark98 24
*grabs yet another liter but accidentally drops it, making it all fizzy*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
FUUUUCCK!!!
patrickalamo 48
Shake it up and open it on her
scottsteiner 1
you can imagine what she would've done it with had she won the lottery...
coolbrony12 3
M&M Super Bowl commercial all over again...