kerensa
Mornington, Australia
Chill, lady
Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
notsolucky
Stamford, United States
Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
loss.jpg
Seattle, United States
Poker face at all times
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
great parenting pal
Child labor
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Anonymous
Fairfield, United States
Spiteful!
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Thievery
Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML
Sudokori
A Dog's Love = Priceless
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
all puked out
Netherlands
Cool your jets, lady
Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
Top comments
The_SkyCantLimit 5
You're obviously the magical fairy who controls the lottery number outcomes. Get your shit together.
areyouforcereal 7
Did you throw it back?
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Comments (89)
bjf10 22
The lottery... AKA the stupidity tax.
KingBrundage 1
I'd beat her up
SMMEric 9
Ouch!
Thorzix 23
That makes her NOT a lady.
kait314 6
Hope you had won...or at least have win a free coke on the inside of the coke cap lol
dlcj22 11
Use the 5 d's of dodgeball next time Dodge, dip, duck, dive and DODGE!!
Jasonf6 0
Call the cops?
HeartOfLead 24
Crazy hag, she's probably on coke.