kerensa
Mornington, Australia
Chill, lady
Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
notsolucky
Stamford, United States
Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
loss.jpg
Seattle, United States
Poker face at all times
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
great parenting pal
Child labor
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Anonymous
Fairfield, United States
Spiteful!
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Thievery
Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML
Sudokori
A Dog's Love = Priceless
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
all puked out
Netherlands
Cool your jets, lady
Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
Top comments
The_SkyCantLimit 5
You're obviously the magical fairy who controls the lottery number outcomes. Get your shit together.
areyouforcereal 7
Did you throw it back?
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Comments (89)
CallMeBloo 31
This is acceptable behavior for minor inconveniences now? Damn, I have a lot of people to attack. Be back later.
cartooncharacter 9
Let me guess.... You're going to beat up people that sold you losing scratch offs. Lol
99megster 15
She needs anger management.
KiddNYC1O 22
So does Patrick. Firmly grasp it!
99megster 15
Omg hahaha I love you! Well, not really, cause i dont even know you....
Jiinxx 8
hey, her loss was your gain! you got a free drink out of it. there's always a silver lining.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
just remember its the idiot tax and you'll feel better.
xmaximusx 12
And these people live!!!! Charge the bitch with assault teach the spoiled c$nt a lesson
GuitarzanNation 0
Outraged women seem to have the upper hand with a coke bottle in hand... Ya know what ya do OP? Fill that same coke bottle full of the lug nuts off of her car and proceed to beat her profusely
animal50199 10
Violent much?
Leslier_fml 4
You should have thrown it back at her.
Mr_Que_Dijo23 5
I don't drink coke very often, but when I do,ladies throw them at me. Stay thirsty my friends
animal50199 10
OP you should have grabbed the bottle and thrown it at her head saying, " I didn't win either bitch!"
linkinpark98 24
POW! Right in the kisser!