Today, while I was at work, my husband threw out 50 out of my 70 T-shirts, all of my tank tops, and all but one of my sweaters. I'm not getting them back because they're burning in a bonfire in the backyard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into work. After three years of working 55 hours a week, they fired me by putting the contents of my locker at the front door, with a note that said "If not picked up by 10:00 am stuff will be donated." I work the night shift. I just lost three sweaters, two pairs of shoes, $60, and my job. FML
Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today, but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML
Today, while cooking dinner, I managed to set my oven mitt on fire. In my panic, I tried to throw it in the sink, but it landed on a stack of t-shirts, which were lying on the counter. Both the mitt and my favorite Sonic Youth t-shirt now have matching burn holes. FML
Today, I threw all my clothes into the washer, including my favorite red hoodie. Apparently, I forgot a Kleenex in one of the pockets. I now own a wardrobe of pink, soggy tissue confetti-covered gunk. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been getting rid of every single item of clothing I didn’t compliment her on. This has probably cost me thousands already. FML
Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
OP, Clearly there is more to the story than this. Please let us in on it.
chris_lillo 15
While he is enjoying that "bonfire" I would enjoy his credit card and replace your belongings.
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Comments (38)
interesting33 37
why did he do that?? if it is to clear sdsce, he needs talk.to you first! if it is because he is angry, he ideally needs a better way of dealing with his anger.
DraftHail614 17
I'm sure there are other ways to make some sdsce anyway. Burning clothes doesn't seem all that efficient.
PhoenixChick 26
I tried burning clothes to make sdsce but just ended up wth covfefe
interesting33 37
haha!!! fair enough!! I did have a bad typo from typing late at night. I was trying to write 'space'.
wHSKitty 11
Wtf does sdsce stand for? I find no such acronym...
interesting33 37
it means Shockingly Darstardly and Surprising Cooking Equipment
KittyMack 13
Typo for "space".
chris_lillo 15
While he is enjoying that "bonfire" I would enjoy his credit card and replace your belongings.
BurnInDemonFire 39
One up him, and set fire to all his favorite possessions. Oh, and then burn all his clothes whilst he's in the shower.
JasonThorn 23
I think there's more to this story. Maybe find out WHY before escalating the problem?
Chazzster 32
OP, Clearly there is more to the story than this. Please let us in on it.
Glowworm56 27
What Not to Wear--the Extreme Edition.
Glowworm56 27
He'd better have taken you out shopping after he pulled this stunt!
8313girl 28
Damn girl, what did you do?? I definitely need a follow-up on this story.
John Nemeth 14
The phrase “liar liar pants on fire” taken to a whole new degree.
rsue 14
Get out and get out NOW. There is zero excuse for this. Disrespect for your personal space and belongings is right up there with animal cruelty as a huge red flag for eventual physical abuse. It's not a matter of if he escalates it, but when. Don't stay in that house a moment longer than you have to!
Emma Marshall 19
That's a form of domestic violence.... controlling