Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would've run that one over." Thanks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML
Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot in front of me from the pavement, almost running me off the road. When I confronted him, he screamed, "Watch where you're going next time!" If I could flush every last one of these human turds from the toilet of life, I would. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML
Today, I went out with my friends. As I was heading home late, I heard the stop light beeping, meaning I could go, but some cocky prick thought he could drive past before I walked, but nope, I was met with his tire as it ran over my foot. Now I have to go to school with a cast on. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
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Top comments
iBrittanyy 17
Wtf? Ge wanted to run you over cuz he didnt think you were hot? Thats wrong on so many levels. Future sociopath.
Alex708 0
That guy is a jerk!
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Comments (58)
PsychoMerk 0
ha :') I'd hit that.... with a truck!
mshafty 0
^haha^
DGross 8
that was funny ^^
fisheatsbear 6
vrooom
totes_sucks 0
@19 For this story to work the guys don't have to be in a car. They saw her crossing the road & one said that he would have run her over. That's all. Did you hear the word road and assume car? I hear doing that makes both you & I donkeys, although I may have got that wrong...
kikiface 1
what's with your random hostility hellboy? you had a bad call, just accept it and move on
hmngomez 0
******* pity party for you. clearly a fake. do you eyeballed them the entire crosswalk then heard one "whisper" to another guy on the vehicle ? your fml is complete BS. but yes FYL.
totes_sucks 0
See posts 15, 19 & 26.
Jewelofagal 2
When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras.
totes_sucks 0
I was referring to the tired phrase: "When you assume you make an ass out of u and me both". Ass also means donkey. The fact that you continued to ignore people saying they weren't in a car is why I posted.
kikiface 1
who is this 'niki' you keep addressing?
Maxine17 8
Oh I love Blackpool!
Asstazztic 8
Are you that's dispicable?