Today, I went out with my friends. As I was heading home late, I heard the stop light beeping, meaning I could go, but some cocky prick thought he could drive past before I walked, but nope, I was met with his tire as it ran over my foot. Now I have to go to school with a cast on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I came out from the E.R. with an arm cast and stitches on my head, all because a cyclist ran me over on a pedestrian walkway and got away. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML
Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML
Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML
Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
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cacheson 42
I hope you got a license plate…
Anderling 33
Aaand this is why I was taught that even if you have right of way you need to doublecheck if you’re getting it. Sorry about your foot though.
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RichardPencil 32
Aren't you too "tired" to go to school?
cacheson 42
I hope you got a license plate…
Anderling 33
Aaand this is why I was taught that even if you have right of way you need to doublecheck if you’re getting it. Sorry about your foot though.
Plop 17
And the guy probably owes you a boatload of money, and have his driving license revoked. Hopefully you got the license plate number.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
At what point did you look to make sure it was safe to cross? Did you think the beeping was like a protective force field, or something?
rotflqtms_ 21
2nd grade me would have had to hold your hand to make sure you crossed the street properly. Look both ways before you cross!!!Look! Use your eyes unless you're blind. Then that sux. But if you can see and are old enough to be out with friends, you should learn how to safely cross a street. Practice makes perfect. Look before you step. Look up from your phone when crossing.