Work: Cheeky!

Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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Dragon9597 6

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:38

That is amazing, and terrible at the same time.

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Sunday 3 August 2014 18:39

I would have laughed too if i were in your shoes

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katpatrova 1

Friday 8 August 2014 4:11

You should have just laughed along with it!

hopingforluck 10

Saturday 9 August 2014 17:16

I'm laughing so hard lol

davo_ib_local 14

Saturday 9 August 2014 20:04

Old man WIN!!!

BoredToDeath22 7

Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:05

At least he had a sense of humor.

Cicero2800 2

Wednesday 13 August 2014 5:49

If you leave an opening it will be taken as an opportunity for a joke.

lilushi 8

Thursday 14 August 2014 4:16

Id have just gone with it. That's hilarious

wakenbake85 3

Monday 18 August 2014 20:26

you fulfilled his month a new memory and u got pops thinking he the man that was great!

Dublkros 1

Tuesday 16 September 2014 18:45

that's what you get for being impatient with old people. sometimes you gotta be a little sympathetic for the elderly, you'll get there one day too.

taintedtruffle 42

Thursday 2 October 2014 2:13

I say stuff like this on purpose at work all the time for the chuckles

laughingtoohard 14

Wednesday 11 February 2015 7:07

That sounds like something my grandpa would say...

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