Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
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Top comments
attebury1 0
Wow that is really terrible.. Talk about bad timing FYL indeed
khatuba 0
aww, that happened to someone i know at school once.
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Comments (179)
ezflip 0
You totally deserved that. You only get a virus if you clicked on something stupid. Never click unless you know EXACTLY what you are clicking on. Ignorant people. FAIL
StoneColdNigga 0
Dumb bitch, you only get viruses from looking at ****
ithedarkknight 0
lol that sucks i had the one **** pop up where it actually has the videos and it plays... lmao me and my cousin actually looked at it for a minute before closing it... talk about free cable bish! muhahaha
oogyboogy 6
I don't see why he would get fired it was a virus... An accident
alex_vik 1
I probably had the same virus as you. It sucks until you get rid of it.
lizz1234 0
you have a pc, dont you?
Shyman4ever 0
YDI for going on the wrong **** sites while at work
Rota 0
YDI for downloading viruses you ******* moron.
ozymandias_fml 0
If you use common sense and pay attention to what you are doing, they do not download themselves. I have never caught a virus yet -- even when I used Windows or OSX. Hell, they have never even seen a virus in the wild for Linux yet.
ozymandias_fml 0
YDI for getting a virus, let alone 2.
alex_vik 1
Is this when all the idiots come out? I've seen more stupid comments in the past 10 seconds than I ever have.